(2006–My epilepsy symptoms had changed and suddenly, aged 49, I developed a stutter….)

I keep getting hung up on if. We can do that if-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f…. Brain rapidly goes through its list of alternatives to if. On the other hand. On the oth-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th….. By that point my wife has left the room. I stop trying to say it and just think it, with nary a mental stutter. I have a beautiful voice when I think.